tumblr drama is so petty its like watching two babies shouting at each other then a group of adults walk past and laugh at them except im one of the adults but im wearing sunglasses and flying a kite because im a Cool Dad
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why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
a “chili sauce river”
vagina volcano
tarantino week
the red sea in your underpants
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My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
have a fathers day birthday
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My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
well
(Source: dontbearedshirt, via nickelbrownie)
