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When I have to dress up in work clothes and go to a real job

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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tapdancers:

tumblr drama is so petty its like watching two babies shouting at each other then a group of adults walk past and laugh at them except im one of the adults but im wearing sunglasses and flying a kite because im a Cool Dad

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the-condesces-hips:

cagethegiraffe:

pizza:

sugars-drop:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

a “chili sauce river” 

vagina volcano

tarantino week

the red sea in your underpants

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alegbra:

confusedtree:

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

have a fathers day birthday

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fulltimeinternethobo:

daviddthaxton:

My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit

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well

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ackles-mjolnir:

so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

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